Sometimes having naturally curly hair is a curse from some kind of evil something. Hahahaha. Seriously it's not even funny. I get all excited to wash my hair, then POOF!! My curly hair does it's things, and becomes an unmanageable puff of curly stupidity.
Case-in-Point: Fluffy Hair Day.
It's also a little shitty when my mom (in the kindness of her heart) washes my shorts for me, and PLACES THEM IN THE DRYER. Do you know what that means for me? About a week of stretching them out to a flattering size. You're probably wondering why I bought them too small in the first place. Let me tell you a secret. I have 2 pairs of shorts that work with my current body right now. Because after my junior year, I gained a little weight, and well, here I am with 1 pair of shorts. What happened to the other pair? The denim gave out, and I busted the button. Thanks for nothing....
So it's probably not that bad...But I feel like it's that bad.
Hopefully I have a good eyelash day so I can give something positive to the universe....
TOO MUCH HENNA!!! For the last couple of days, every night before I go to bed, I've adorned my body with henna. Stupid? Only a little. It was cute the first time. But this last time, freaking ugly was born....I will share with y'all the ugliest henna on the face of the earth.....
My fingers look like a cat ate them.
Dave is supposed to be home within the next half hour, and we're gonna get grab breakfast somewhere. Good news. He loves me even when I'm a hot mess. Also, I shaved my legs, so if nothing else, he can be impressed that I actually shaved my legs for once. Which is funny, because as soon as I bought a nice razor I gave up shaving all together....
Jack is the cutest puppy ever. Except when he wakes me up at 6 in the morning. Then he's just a pain in the ass.
I think I'll wear my Timber! Catstronaut T-shirt today. It'll make me feel significantly less ridiculous looking!!!!
Summer is here....thank God.
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