Because I'm Alex.

• I sit in the middle of my floor, and listen to Avenged Sevenfold while wearing the same Florence+The Machine t-shirt I wore yesterday.

• I paint my nails a sexy sparkly red, even though I know I'll peel them off tomorrow.

• I steal my husband's headphones, so I can blast my music without waking up my neighbors.

• I design a million tattoos every day, even though I'm a wimp and would never get any of them done. But someday. Just wait. I will get a partial sleeve, and a huge tattoo on my thigh.

• I would rather sit in the dark and look at a little computer screen than organize thank you cards that I've had written for a week.

• I feel more comfortable in a tie-dye t shirt and leggings than I do in anything else.