So after 3 DAYS of trying to get to NC, I'M FINALLY HERE!!!!!! Let me just give you an idea of how many times I switched flights.....I have over 15 flight ticket seat request forms and itineraries.
Monday: Go to the airport at 9. Wait for flight to Atlanta. Drop off my luggage, and know that it is safely on its way there. Go through security with one carry on. Too far down seat request list. Switch to 1:00 flight. Realize even if I make that flight I won't be making it to Wilmington. Go home with mom. On the way home we got splashed with NEON pink paint all over my mommy's nice car...courtesy of UDOT. So we bring Sophie ibuprophen, and headed to the carwash. After the carwash, nothing had changed, so we went home, sprayed the car down with bug&tar spray, and scrubbed the car down with towels until it was nice and clean. UDOT.....bringing families closer together through quality time with one another.....because we care. Go out to lunch with Anne to IN-N-Out, then we headed to WallyMart to start on Suzanna's birthday gift. Abort the first gift idea, and decide on a kitchen themed gift and head to Target. Decide to head to Bed, Bath, and Beyond to complete Suzanna's Kitchen Gift. Complete Kitchen Gift complete with Spiderman plate, Spiderman cups, red bowls, red mixing bowl, heart shaped measuring cups, brownie mix, and red rubber scraper. We wrapped it up in a black basket, and cellophane wrap and a blue bow. Anne was such a life saver!!!! I'm so glad I've accomplished her friendship....late night with Anne. And Tyler? Hahahaha. We watched Degrassi and What I Like About You, and ate a heart shaped brownie that we split down the middle. Got home late. Remember I forgot a charger. Apologized to my mommy for my absentmindedness and ran to Wallymart for a phone charger.
Tuesday: Woke up at 5. In. The. F*cking. Morning. Got ready, grabbed a larger bag to take Suzi's gift with me to NC. Didn't get the flight at 7. Buy myself an ENORMOUS coffee. Didn't get the flight at 8:30. Buy myself some gum for my breath that smells like ass, and a new magazine. Decided a route through Phoenix would be a better route. Make the flight to Phoenix at 10:30. Arrive in Phoenix, miss my Atlanta flight at 11, and rebook for the one at 11:30. Mom decides she doesn't want me to spend the night in Atlanta airport. I'm pissed off. I cry about it. Auntie Raquel saves the day and my sanity and picks me up from the airport. We go out to lunch with my cousins, I go swimming, take a shower, take a nap, and feel a little better. Laugh with my uncle all the way up to the airport at 11. Make the flight to Atlanta at 11:50. Sit next to a guy who won't shut up. I don't take a nap. I'm up all night. Pissed.
Wednesday: I arrive at 6:43 and run to the bathroom. Proceed to spend the next half hour in the bathroom. My poor mother calling me at 4 AM her time......I make the flight to Wilmington. Sit next to a kind man who speaks little, but kindly, and let's me sleep the entire way there without bothering me. I arrive at the airport, and see Suzanna and her cute mom and sister. Finally. I pick up my luggage problem free. We go to BoJangles. Then run errands with her mom. When I get to Suzi's house, I take a nice long shower. Wash my hair. BRUSH MY TEETH. And Suz and I take a nap in our underwear. Wake up to Raya biting my thigh. Realize I will never be a cat person. She's kind of a stupid animal....if you can call her an animal. Suz made us eggs, and salad for dinner. We ate chocolate cake, got ready, and went to the beach!!!! On the way to the beach, we run into some of the sexiest surfers I've ever seen. I scream. They blow us a kiss. We take a shitload of pictures, and play in the ocean. It was so fun!!! We follow these hot guys around. And into the ocean. When we hear their voices, we realize they can not be older than 13. We realize we are cougars. And discover Suzanna could now be considered a pedophile. We drive around to find hot guys on the beach. It was rough. We take her sisters to drinks. We both consume 64 ounces of soda. Basically our kidneys are in failure. We're not doing that again.....probably. Suz and I skype Tyler, I insult Dave, and play Just Dance. Followed by South Park. Suz was horrified, while I couldn't stop laughing. I call my mommy. She is so sweet. (: Now we're here. I'm freaking ass tired, but am now wired on so much caffeine, sleep seems like a joke. Not only that, it's midnight my time. Sooooooo. Any ideas?
Crazy couple of days. Is today Wednesday?
