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3.8.11

List of Poop. (I need to accomplish in NC)

  • Incredible arrival at airport.
  • Really dramatic hello at airport.
  • Wear Friendship Ties.
  • Sit around an entire day in underwear. And only underwear.
  • Run around in our underwear.
  • Eat at Flaming Amy's. (Because I support them, but don't actually know if I like them)
  • Go to the beach. DUH.
  • Get freaking burned at the beach.
  • Eat at some asian place Indosheen (probably spelled wrong)
  • Give Zus her birthday gift.
  • Eat a baby.
  • Back Roller....
  • Back massages.
  • Tickles each other's back until we fall asleep...
  • Consume a haagan daaz.....(For real.)
  • Make out with Random Hott Guy (The notebook)
  • Kick Nick in the nuts.
  • Take unGodly amounts of pictures
  • Beach photoshoot. Full of conceded and sexy pictures....but not too sexy.
  • Boogie boarding.
  • Skim boarding
  • Learn spanish......hahahahaha
  • Get Suzanna a job....
  • Midnight run for soda....
  • CHICKEN FRIES.
  • Chicken nuggets...
  • KFC.....Or Kentucky Fried Babies!!!!
  • Have a terrible band
  • Name that terrible band Kentucky Fried Babies
  • Watch Avatar....Not the blue people.
  • Go streaking.
  • Create a nudist beach.
  • Sleep on the beach.
  • Roast marshmellows.
  • Blow up marshmellows in the radioactive box.
  • Radioactive box a baby.
  • Torture Raya.
  • Talk with horrible accents.
  • Wear drag make up for a midnight run.
  • Pedicures.
  • Cyberstalk Tyler. (Together)
  • Skype Tyler. (Together)
  • Imagine Tyler naked....well. With pants on.
  • Wish Tyler was with us.
  • Talk about Tyler. Lots.
  • Blog in unison.
  • Text Tyler.
  • Irritate Tyler.
  • Bother Joe.
  • Scare Dave.
  • Kiss Tyler over the phone. (Suz.)
  • Dream about Tyler. (Suz.)
  • Shut up about Tyler (Suz.)
  • Obsess over M. Shadows.
  • Help Suz get over Robert Smith.
  • Dream about making sweet loving to M. Shadows.
  • Stalk M. Shadows.
  • Seduce M. Shadows.
  • Stalk people on facebook.
  • Stalk people in real life.
  • Moonlight drive.
  • Poop in a box.
  • Send that box to Dave.
  • Convince Dave I'm in love with him.
  • Marry Dave.
  • Cope with my loss of Slenderman
  • Remarry Slenderman
  • Watch for Slenderman
  • Kiss Slenderman.
  • Pet a dolphin.
  • Eat a dolphin.
  • Read racey magazines.
  • Confess my love for Adam Lambert online.
  • Create a stupid vlog of thoughts for my blog.
  • Reminisce in old memories.
  • TOOOOILLLEEET PPPAAAAPPPAAAAAA!!!!!!!
  • Hug and possibly hump in the airport.
  • MAGNIFICENT PASTRY.
  • Go out to breakfast.
  • Sleep in.
  • Get angry about wasted time from sleeping in.
  • Meet Nick NC.
  • Staring contest.
  • No smiling contest.
  • Teach Suz how to play Hardface.
  • Convince Suz to eat a bug.
  • Convince Suz she can get a job.
  • Help Suz move in.
  • I just farted.....
  • Curl Suzanna's hair.
  • Stay up all night in Suzanna's apartment
  • Pull at least 3 all nighters.
  • Announce a good dump.
  • Cry a bit about the past.
  • Teach Alex how to poop.....regularly.
  • Randomly talk about deep feelings.
  • Witness spontaneous human combustion.
  • Go to surf city. Which I don't think is actually a place.
  • Eat a massive slushy.
  • Get really bad gas one night.....and declare warning signals for gas masks.
  • Get kicked in sleep.
  • Try to steal blankets back.
  • Spoon Suzanna at some point in the night.
  • Occupy a pathetic amount of space on the bed.
  • Try not to allow Suz to take up the whole bed.
  • Pretend Suz doesn't sleep spread eagle.
  • Learn Italian....Well a word..
  • Learn German.
  • Learn the african clicking language.
  • Hope Suz finds a man for me.
  • Pretend I hate the dude Suz finds for me....HOT GUY ON BEACH.
  • Epic good bye at airport. Full of tears. Hugs. And more hugs.

1 comment:

  1. Some of this really worries me, but makes me happy. Hahaha. Cannot wait for your visit love.

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