Wisdom From A New Adult.

• Starbucks makes everything better.

• Feel like crap? Take a shower. You probably smell bad.

• Kisses from the boyfriend make everything happy. Especially when his face is all soft and freshly shaved.
• Daddy hugs are the best hugs.
• Sometimes your mom is infinitely more attractive than you ever thought possible. Good news. If you got a decent end of the gene pool, you're probably in luck too.
• Boys are still dumb. They don't get smarter until they are about 21.
• Reading a good book is always enjoyable.
• Wear rings. Lots of them.
• You know that fuzzy feeling in your guts? It's not fuzzy. It's gas. (Hahahaha.)
• You know that fluttery feeling in your heart? It's love...probably.
• Caffeine induced heart rates and energy do come down eventually. Then comes a caffeine induced coma.
• I really know nothing.

• Guess what? .........Chicken butt. That's still funny.