Confusion.

I found a song yesterday, and I loved it. It was just on the radio. Which isn't that normal for me. I keep thinking about how much I really am a mess.

I basically humiliated myself yesterday...multiple times actually. Ice cream was the worse thing ever. I thought it'd be all sweet and productive, but we went by where I work, and well, it's safe to say I'm not the person that he thinks I am. And yeah. I shouldn't have to try and hide who I am. But I don't think I scared him off.

Dear Grandpa Albus,

I'm having boy troubles. And since you're well...you know. I f you could tell me what to do it'd be amazing.

Lots of love.

Alex

Dear Alex,

Eat lots of cabbage. It's good for your colon.

Love,

Whoever I'm dressed up as today.

Dear Whoever I'm dressed up as today,

What the hell? I mean heck? I forgot I'm in Utah. I'll get persecuted if I swear. LOL! But anyway. Who cares about cabbage? And actually, it's really bad for you colon. It's light colored, so therefore there isn't any fiber. I know, because I'm a nutrition minor.

Lovingly,

Juddly.

Dear Juddly,

I decided to actually read your first post now, considering I apparently said the wrong thing. I will give you some MAGIC advice. Give up on Muggle boys. Wizards are where the somethin' somethin' is at.

Love,

Albly Dalbly Falbly Doo!

Dear Grandpa Albly,

He isn't a muggle boy. He's a wizard. Somethin' somethin'??? WHAT?!?!?!

Love.

Me.

Dear Me,

I'm not quite sure why I am writing to myself, so I'll just ignore me and write to Alex. Somethin' somethin' refers to the lingo of today's kids. Get with the time you carpet-bagger!

Love

You.

Dear You,

You suck at this advice thing. I knew what you were referring to, I just wanted to pretend I didn't. also. Why is Xmas the worst ever???? Why is advent supposed to be beautiful, and I'm hating it? You don't know what advent is.....just kidding.

Whatever.

Judd

Dear Judd.

who ARE you?! No really... who are you?