Paranoia Check.

If you get more than 30, get some counseling. If you get more than 20, you're paranoid. If you get 11-20, you are normal. If you get 10 or less, you're fearless. People who don't have any are full of crap. Tag 10 of your friends and find out whether or not they suffer paranoia. :) I fear ...
[ ] white people
[ ] black people
[x] the dark
[x] staying single forever
[ x] being a parent
[x ] being myself in front of others
[ ] open spaces
[x ] closed spaces
[ x] heights
[ ] dogs
[ ] birds
[ ] fish
[ ] spiders
[ ] flowers or other plants
Total so far: 6
[] being touched
[ x] fire
[ x] deep deep water
[ ] snakes
[ ] silk
[ ] the ocean
[x ] failure
[ ] success
[ ] thunder/lightning
[ ] frogs/toads
[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends dad
[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends mom
[ ] rats
[x ] jumping from high places
[ ] snow
Total so far: 10
[ ] rain
[ x] wind
[ x] crossing hanging bridges
[ x] death
[ x] heaven
[x] being robbed/mugged
[x] falling
[ x] clowns
[ ] dolls
[] large crowds of people
[ ] men
[ ] women
[x] having great responsibilities
[ x] doctors
[x ] tornadoes
Total so far: 20
[ x] hurricanes
[ x] incurable diseases
[ x] sharks
[ ] Friday the 13th
[ ] life
[ x] poverty
[ ] Halloween
[ x] school
[ ] trains
[ ] odd numbers
[ ] even numbers
[ x] being alone
[ x] becoming blind
[ x] becoming deaf
[ x] growing up, old
Total so far: 29
[ x] creepy noises in the night
[ ] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[x ] needles
[ ] blood Final Total: 31


I'm crazy. Not that it's news to anyone.