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Dear hair,
Go to hell. You aren't worth this amount of effort. You're dry and brittle no matter how much conditioner, or deep conditioning treatments, or heat protector I use. I lose about half of my hair every time I brush my hair, not to mention your inability to keep a dye in there. So you're right. I'll just shave it all off. There's no point in even trying. Because everytime I do, I just end up frustrated, and disappointed. You'll never be shiny, healthy, long, luscious hair. You'll always be dry, brittle, dull, dead, breaking, short, gross hair. So thank you for nothing. I'm cutting all of you off today.

Thanks.

Alex.