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27.8.12

And So It Begins...

Hooray for going to a high school college!!!
I ran into 4 people I knew from high school today.
So much for getting to start all over..
Whatever. Doesn't matter anyway.



HIGHLIGHTS FROM ALEX'S FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL:

Woke up at 6:45 (Which should win me an award.)
Made it to class on time.
Listened to my biology professor answer the same question over.


and over.




AND OVER. About the syllabus.


Kid 1: So. ummmmm....do we like.....need the book with the access code?

Professor: Yes. That's where my curriculum is coming from.

Kid 2: But I don't understand. So I must have the textbook with the access code....do I still need the textbook?

Professor: Yes. You need the book and the access code.

Girl 1: But that book is like......40 more dollars. Do we like really really need the access code? Or could we get away without it?

Professor: JUST GET THE *#&@&^% BOOK WITH THE %o%*&# #*$&#@*  ###*@&$&@  ACCESS COOOODE!!!!!!!





He then proceeded to through a student out the window..
Except we were in an auditorium. With no windows.....

awkward.




Continuing on....


Then I had a 4 hour break in which I attempted to get the school's secure internet connection working. Either I'm super stupid, or the system is stupid. Because something wasn't working. At all.



SURPRISE!!! Alex starts to feel weird and thirsty in math class.
And her sinuses hurt in psychology class..

You guessed it.




Alex got her usual "Welcome back to school Alex. Have a cold" Cold. Which sucks, because the level of apathy for the semester or school year is usually determined by the well being of myself during the first week. So far, I have failed. So now I'm drugged on Nyquil and overusing the toilet paper next to me....

(I'm a beauty queen!!!!)

I managed to survive work. Servers are bitches. Just going to say it. 


And then I snuggled with Dave for 20 minutes. Before I went home to go to bed....it's going really well.


But he gave me amazing headphones as a back to school gift.




I just wish I could open the box. Oh well.

Time for sleeping anyway.
I'm getting loopy. 
Droopy.
Poopy.



hahahaah.


I survived my first day of college. 

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