Bloggers UNITE!!!!

Dear Sara.
I was reading your blog yesterday, and I agree. I got a lot out of the homily 2 nights ago as well. Which is funny, because I was talking to mom about it, and she got a lot out of it, butn not as much as us. I wish you would've gone to St. Cathy's with us, and eaten at The Pie (They had spaghetti again.) But. All is well.
Love you!!!

Alex.

So today feels like the biggest waste of a day ever. I realized I F***ed up all of my proportions on my oil painting.....and had to start ALL over. Thanks a heap oil paints, you're awesome.

On other retarded news.....

Katie and I came up with a great story to kill the fiance and baby in a story I'm writing. Here's the idea.

The girl doesn't know that her fiance is part of the Italian Mafia, so he goes to a conference meeting (AKA he's a hitman, and has to kill someone) And he backs a picture of his woman in his boxers. (For uhh....safe keeping. Because who would guess that you would keep a picture there? Not me) So he goes to kill the guy, but he dies instead, by the mob boss's son. So the guy that killed the girl's fiance, comes across the picture of her, and does a background check, and figures out where she lives. He falls madly in love with the girl, and goes to seduce her. She opens the door, and finds out that he killed her fiance. So she grabs a knife from the kitchen, and tries to stab him, but he takes the knife from her, and stabs in the stomach multiple times, and accidently kills the baby she's carrying (She's pregnant) With her last bit of strength, she grabs a knife from the drawer, and stabs him in the kidney, then passes out on the floor.
THE END.


So there it is.

Did I mention I asian?

Hahaha. I'm on one right now. I can't stop giggling. Hehehee.

What's a religious good? A jesus pie??? -Katie Swain.

"KATIE!!!! I've solved all the problems in your life!!! Just close your eyes when you kiss him!!! Then you won't laugh!!!"

And now for the stuff that genuinely makes me feel funny.

Hahaha.
1. Realizing he caught me staring (even though I was totally staring off into space....duh.)
2. Not quite deciding if I have a wedgie or not, so feeling unsure if it's appropriate to pick it.
3. Stretching in class. I stretch like every 5 seconds.
4. Digestive issues that I'm still facing. Sara. The fiber isn't working.
5. Realizing everyone looks at me as I try to turn off the ringer on my phone, when it's in my bra, and I probably look like I'm not trying to turn off my ringer.

The end.

Peace!!!